Off the Airwaves

Something I heard off the airwaves, pretty funny in my opinion...

NCP: Hey Edwards, did you watch CSI last night?

Edward: It's Edward, and no, I did not watch CSI last night. I was feeling a little under the weather.

NCP: Hmm, the weather was fine.. why, did it rained?

Edward: No, the weather was fine, I did not watch CSI last night, I was just feeling a little queasy.

NCP: Oh, you like quiz shows huh..

Edward: No, I don't like quiz shows, the weather was fine, I did not watch CSI last night. I was sick. I was in bed the whole night. I had the flu.

--To bridge the gap, go read a book today--

NCP: Flew? Where you flew to?